Vårtkärring-ism

Här följer en lista på formuleringar horan använt i sina finansrapporter. Häpnas, äcklas och chockeras. Det här är på riktigt:

18/10/06 "The atmosphere in the office is very good with everyone at last working as a team"

25/10/06 "I am confident I can continue to hold things together"

10/01/07 & 17/01/07 & 24/01/07 "The cashflow remains tight but at the moment I am able to hold it together"

24/01/07 "My juggling act is getting harder, I have now moved on from 3 oranges to six sharp knives"

14/02/07 "The cashflow is still causing me sleepless nights, we are now onto Molotov cocktails"

07/03/07 "I am getting nervous about the VAT payment"

07/03/07 "I have stopped juggling and am now seeking a large bottle"

21/03/07 "I am confident, short of any extraordinary crisis, that I can manage the cash going forward"

21/03/07 "I have temporarily put my bottle back on the shelf and put my swords and grenades back in my juggler’s box"

18/04/07 & 25/04/07 "I have however been able to hold the cashflow together even though it remains very tight"

02/05/07 "I am still just about able to keep things together though the cashflow remains very tight"

09/05/07 "The hand grenades are back out of the juggling box"

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